10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.