10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier