10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament