10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Welcome to kicker school
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "No river, no fish."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.