10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth