10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05