10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen