10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer