10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow