10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow