10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters