10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.