10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it