10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen