10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- im going to 2 out you to death