10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event