10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson