10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek