10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."