10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com