10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Fish don't eat Nutz!