10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."