10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters