10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.