10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright