10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- It's Free To Fold...
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.