10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.