10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones