10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.