10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament