10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.