10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers