10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)