10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.