10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs