10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.