10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm