10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack