10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm