10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-