10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker