10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.