10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22