10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."