10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.