10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth