10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- im going to 2 out you to death
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."