10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.