10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]