10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom